Sun Devil Football Returns with a Vengeance

“Just believe in yourself. Even if you don’t, pretend that you do and, at some point, you will. – Venus Williams

There’s a special kind of electricity that hits Tempe the moment football season begins; the kind that makes the air feel louder, the sidewalks feel warmer, and the people feel like they’ve been waiting all year to scream their lungs out again. And this year was no different.

Before the first snap, before the stadium even swallowed its first wave of fans, I was already in full Sun Devil mode because the tailgate is where the transformation happens. Free tattoos? Obviously. Stickers? I collected them like Pokémon. “Beer bong” for free fast food? I don’t make the rules; I just win the prizes. Dancing? Always. Trying new restaurants? Tradition. Getting into the mood? Mandatory.

Tailgating at Arizona State University (ASU) isn’t just pre‑game. It’s a ritual. It’s where strangers become hype partners, where the music is always too loud, and where you remember, with absolute clarity, that being a Sun Devil is a lifestyle, not a hobby.

Walking into Mountain America Stadium felt like stepping into a reunion. The same die-hard fans I see every year were already in their spots, already yelling, already glowing with that maroon-and-gold madness. And then the moment that made my whole night: a woman tapped me on the shoulder and said, “I remember you from last year. You’re the dancing girl.” Honestly? I’ll take that title. I’ll wear it proudly. If you’re going to be known for something, let it be joy.

But ASU games always give you something memorable, something weird, something you talk about for years. This time? Only 10 minutes in the fourth quarter instead of 15. A first for me and any other die-hard football fan I encountered that evening. It just proves my point: ASU doesn’t just play football; they create folklore. This time, it was for being asked by the opposing team to take 5 minutes off the clock in the 4th quarter, as the score was already 70-7 in favor of ASU. My favorite score, especially when it was against our rivals a few years ago. My favorite kind of statement. My favorite kind of night.

Who knows, if that hadn’t happened, maybe ASU would’ve shattered the record for the most touchdowns in a single game. But one thing I do know is this: Sparky was only getting started. Our mascot wasn’t just doing push-ups; he was restarting from one every time ASU scored another touchdown. That’s over 200 push-ups in full costume, in Arizona heat, with the crowd losing its mind every time he dropped to the turf. If the clock hadn’t been shortened, Sparky might’ve needed a personal trainer, an ice bath, and a motivational speech from the strength coach just to survive the night.

Being a Sun Devil isn’t just about cheering for a team. It’s about embracing a culture: the hype, the chaos, the community, the dancing, the tailgates, the unforgettable moments that only happen here. And when the unusual, the wild, the memorable moments arise, as they always do, I’ll be there. That’s a promise.

Go Devils. 🔱

Morals: 1) Memories come from the unexpected. 2) Lean into the culture that makes you feel alive. 3) Joy multiplies when shared.

Cheap Trick at 80: Still Loud, Still Wild, Still Legendary

You have to just do what you love and hope other people love it too. – Joan Jett

There are concerts you attend, and then there are concerts you experience. Cheap Trick was absolutely the latter — though not for the reasons anyone would expect.

Cheap Trick isn’t just a band; they’re considered a rock institution. They formed in 1973 in Rockford, Illinois, and somehow managed the unmanageable by continuing to sell out concerts for five decades and counting. These guys have performed over 5,0000 concerts (yes, five thousand), which means they’ve spent more time on stage than most people spend at their actual jobs.

They broke big in the late ’70s with albums like In Color and Heaven Tonight, and then exploded into rock superstardom with their legendary 1978 live album Cheap Trick at Budokan. That album basically rewrote the rules for what a live rock record could be: raw, loud, and absolutely electric. Their songs became cultural staples; the kind that sneak into movies, memories, and entire generations. “I Want You to Want Me” is the perfect example. Sure, in 10 Things I Hate About You it’s Letters to Cleo performing it, but the heartbeat of that moment is unmistakably Cheap Trick. Their version is the one that hits you in the chest and makes you feel all the feels.

Cheap Trick has toured with everyone: Kiss, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Motley Crüe, and somehow outlived almost everyone they have ever toured with. They’ve been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and they’re still out there performing like they’re trying to win a battle of the bands against Father Time.

And here’s the magic: Even in their 80s, they’re still cracking jokes, still shredding, still throwing guitar picks (even if they barely make it off the stage), still pulling out bizarre guitars shaped like doormen with legs and saxophones, and still proving that rock isn’t about age; it’s about attitude. Cheap Trick didn’t just survive rock and roll. They embodied it.

When they launched into “I Want You to Want Me,” something in me snapped in the best possible way. That song is stitched into my DNA thanks to 10 Things I Hate About You, so hearing it live felt like the universe handing me a personalized moment. I didn’t just dance; I broke into a full‑blown, improvised music video. Zero choreography. Zero shame. Maximum main‑character energy.

My dad, being the MVP of concert logistics, got us aisle seats specifically so I could move around. And thank goodness he did, because I needed every inch of that aisle to live my truth. Cheap Trick, “May Be Older Than Dirt”, according to my dad, “but they still know how to rock.” They kept throwing guitar picks into the crowd, except… they couldn’t quite get them off the stage. It was like watching someone try to toss confetti with the enthusiasm of a sleepy toddler. Eventually they just resorted to throwing handfuls of picks, like, “Fine, take them all; someone catch something.

But here’s the wild part: The band had more energy than the audience. Despite the crowd being around their age, or younger, they didn’t have the same fire. They said they loved rock and roll, but they forgot what that meant. Rock is movement. Rock is noise. Rock is sweat and chaos and letting go. And yet most of them sat there like they were watching a documentary on PBS.

A few people were up and dancing, scattered like little islands of rebellion. We were among them and believe me, we stood out. The band noticed too, especially the man on the balcony who was trying to “shake it” with the biggest smile I’ve ever seen. They smiled at him, dancing to his own beat, as if he was the last surviving spark of rock culture. I’ve never been to a rock concert that wasn’t rocking. It felt strange, almost backwards: the band was electric, and the audience was unplugged. But honestly? I’m proud my dad took us. Proud I got to see a group of musicians who refuse to let age dim their spark. Proud I got to dance like a maniac even if the rest of the crowd forgot how.

Cheap Trick reminded me that rock isn’t about age; it’s about attitude. They still have it. And I plan to be that balcony guy someday, still shaking it, still smiling, still proving that rock and roll doesn’t retire. My dad said the band was older than dirt. But dirt doesn’t rock like that.

Moral: If the crowd won’t dance, be the crowd that does.

The Night Bingo Became a Rave, and I Became a Warrior

Crowd cheering at Bingo Loco event beneath neon rainbow and confetti

Bingo: the game of treasure hungting for adults. – Unknown

There are two kinds of people in this world:

Those who think bingo is a quiet game played by retirees with dabbers and polite applause.
And those who have been to Bingo Loco, where bingo is merely the excuse for a three‑hour rave, a comedy show, a dance battle, and a mild identity crisis.

I now belong to the second group, the enlightened ones, the ones who have seen a Britney Spears cardboard cutout treated like a luxury prize and watched grown adults lip‑sync for the honor of winning a blender. Imagine someone took regular bingo, shook it violently, fed it three energy drinks, and dropped it into a nightclub. That’s Bingo Loco. They call numbers only, no letters. Everyone has the same numbers, just in different places, which means every call is a collective gasp. When someone wins, they don’t just yell “Bingo!” and collect a prize. They must perform. Lip‑sync. Dance. Rock out. Sometimes with smoke machines. Sometimes with props. Sometimes with things that legally cannot be mentioned.

It’s bingo, yes, but it’s also rave culture, comedy chaos, and unhinged joy all rolled into one neon‑lit fever dream.It took me four full games to get a single row. Four. Games.

By the time I finally got that one row, my only win out of six games, I felt like I had climbed Everest, emotionally if not physically. And this wasn’t a quick night either. Bingo Loco is a marathon. A three‑hour, glow‑stick‑waving, bass‑thumping marathon. But honestly? The bingo part was the least important. The DJs don’t just play music, they unleash nostalgia bombs. One minute it’s EDM. The next it’s Britney. Then suddenly it’s Beastie Boys screaming “You gotta fight… for your right… to party!”

And that’s when my friend and I turned in to absolute menaces. We had those light‑up sticks the ones meant for waving politely in the air. Naturally, we used them as swords.

We choreographed battles. We danced like we were auditioning for a rave-themed Broadway show. We discovered that if you hit the sticks just right, they turn off which became a whole new game in itself. Honestly, we were having our own side‑quest adventure while bingo happened somewhere in the background.

At one point, a Britney Spears cutout was treated like a golden idol. People were ready to fight for it. I’m convinced someone would’ve traded a family member. Other prizes were… let’s just say “unmentionable.” The kind of things you’d hide in a closet and only show close friends who won’t judge you. But that’s the charm Bingo Loco doesn’t take itself seriously. And neither does anyone who attends. Bingo Loco isn’t about winning. It’s about letting go laughing until your face hurts, dancing like you’re made of rubber bands, and remembering that fun is something you create, not something you wait for. I went in expecting bingo. I left feeling like I had survived and thrived in a neon battlefield of joy. And honestly? I’d do it again. Light‑up sword duel included.

Morals: 1) Shared silliness strengthens friendships. 2) Let go of expectations and you’ll have a better time.

Never a Dull Moment: The Elf of the Family Takes on the Oregon Coast

Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. – Dr. Seuss

Family vacations are a special kind of chaos, the kind that arrives whether you invite it or not, whether you plan every detail or simply wing it. In our family, chaos doesn’t just show up; it packs a suitcase, buckles its seatbelt, and asks what’s for lunch. And our recent escape from the 113‑degree Arizona inferno to the breezy 65‑degree Oregon coast was no exception.

We were on our way to Lincoln City, cruising along the coast, when we passed a sign in Newport advertising Largest Sea Cove. Naturally, this sparked a heated debate, the kind only siblings can have while trapped in a moving vehicle.

My brother insisted it was just a tourist trap. I insisted it was real. He argued that without anything to compare it to, what was the point? I argued that that was exactly why we needed to go, so we could compare it. I genuinely thought it was the Largest Sea Lion Cove in the entire United States, not just a random cove that happened to host a few sea lions. That belief only sharpened my determination and made the adventure feel even more epic. We were mid‑debate, voices rising, logic unraveling, when our dad, who had been quietly listening to the radio, suddenly cut in with:

“Is this Mexican music? I can’t understand a word they’re saying.”

We assured him it was English. He assured us it was not. We told him the hair in his ears was interfering with the sound waves. He told us we were making up words. We told him he needed to “just go with it” because we were listening to the Psychedelic Station; yes, that’s a real thing. My brother and I began singing along, inventing English‑ish lyrics that matched the vibe. Dad, unconvinced, pulled out his phone, looked up the song, and triumphantly announced:

“See? It’s NOT English!”

The song was Bom Senso. And honestly? It’s a masterpiece, especially if you enjoy playing What Did You Hear? We laughed all the way to the coast, the song now permanently embedded in family lore (and in my dad’s head, much to his dismay).

The trip was made more enjoyable, not because wrong turns are a Melgreen tradition, so of course we took several. But because what we didn’t expect was that our photo‑taking abilities, usually solid, would completely abandon us. The first incident happened on the beach. My brother discovered a perfect heart‑shaped rock with a tiny hole in it, practically begging to be used as a necklace. He held it over my heart as we posed for a sweet photo with Dad on the beach, soaking in the rare gift of tolerable Vitamin C. Except… when Dad saw it, he asked:

“What are you doing to my daughter?”

Not exactly the wholesome moment we were going for.

Then came the Twister Bed Photo. I tried to capture a touching moment: my brother, our dad, and Twister (my brother’s dog) all piled on Dad’s bed. Twister had claimed the bed, so my brother joined him. Cute, right? Except the photo ended up being 90% my brother’s butt and 10% sentimental family bonding.

I attempted to redeem myself with a playful picture of me sitting on a dragon “horse stick”, joking that it was my new mode of transportation. Somehow, even that came out looking unintentionally suggestive. The confirmation came when I got a text from back home:

“You’ve been sending a lot of sex pictures.”

I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my phone. The intention had been sweet family moments. The execution? Absolute chaos. Despite the wrong turns, the debates, the questionable photos, and the psychedelic sing‑along, the trip was perfect in its own chaotic way. These are the moments that make family vacations memorable: the stories that get retold at gatherings, embellished each time, becoming part of our family mythology. And now, my dad lives in fear that Bom Senso will strike at any moment, just like Baby Shark, ready to lodge itself in his brain for eternity.

Never a dull moment. Never a normal photo. Always a good story.

Morals: 1) Sometimes the journey is less about being right and more about laughing together while being wrong in harmony. 2) Even when the picture doesn’t come out right, the memory still does. 3) The best family stories are the ones you never planned to create.

Being an Elf is Who I am

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. – Charles Dickens

Some people slip into holiday spirit like a sweater: seasonal, temporary, something they pull out when the calendar tells them it’s time. But for me? The holiday spirit is not a costume, not a character, not a December-only personality. It’s my baseline. My default setting. My identity.

So when I was invited to Christmas in July, I thought, Finally, my people. Surely this would be a gathering of year‑round holiday enthusiasts, the kind of folks who understand that joy doesn’t have an expiration date and kindness isn’t seasonal. I imagined a whole crowd of elves, reindeer handlers, cookie engineers, peppermint‑powered optimists. Instead… It was me. Just me.

Well… me, Santa, and Mrs. Claus. But even they weren’t exactly radiating the North Pole energy I expected. They weren’t leaning into the magic, the gentleness, the sparkle that kids look for when they’re overwhelmed or shy or unsure. And when the little ones needed help calming down, needed reassurance, needed that soft nudge back toward joy… the room felt strangely quiet. Except for me because that’s where I come alive.

There was this tiny moment: one of those tiny, unexpected sparks that remind me exactly why being an elf matters. A little boy was glued to his phone, overwhelmed and checked out, and I gently told him, “Santa doesn’t stay on his phone all the time. He encourages family time.” He paused, looked up at me, and like magic put the phone down. His father watched, blinked, and slowly set his own phone aside too. Suddenly they were talking, laughing, actually present with each other. That’s the kind of quiet miracle elves live for. Not the big flashy moments, but the small ones where connection is restored, and joy sneaks back in.

Being an elf isn’t a role. It’s a calling. I don’t “act” like an elf. I am one. It’s woven into how I move through the world: the instinct to help, to comfort, to redirect chaos into laughter, to remind children (and adults) that there is still so much to be happy about. Kindness isn’t a performance; it’s a responsibility.

If I could choose any job in the world, I wouldn’t hesitate. I’d be an elf. Full-time. Year-round. No off-season. I’d keep everything running smoothly, make sure the details are handled, sprinkle joy where it’s needed, and yes, “Be an Elf with Attitude” when the moment calls for it. Because elves aren’t just sweet; we’re spirited. We’re determined. We’re the ones who make sure the sleigh is polished, the toys are finished, the reindeer are fed, and the magic stays intact.

Elf values aren’t seasonal either. People think elves are just about toys and jingles, but the truth is deeper: 1) Respect for nature and environment: Elves understand that magic comes from the world around us, and it’s our job to protect it. 2) Respect for all life: Every creature, every person, every tiny spark of joy matters. 3) Honor and integrity: Elves do the right thing even when no one is watching. 4) Kindness as a lifestyle: not a holiday accessory. These aren’t traits I put on for an event. They’re the foundation of who I am.

Christmas in July was a reminder. Standing there as the only true elf in the room didn’t make me feel out of place; it made me feel grounded. It reminded me that being an elf isn’t about matching outfits or themed events. It’s about carrying the spirit even when others don’t. It’s about stepping in when a child needs comfort. It’s about being the spark when the room feels dim. It’s about living joy, not performing it. And honestly? I wouldn’t trade that for anything.

Morals: 1) Joy is contagious; spread it recklessly. 2) Magic is real if you act like it is. 3) Be an Elf with Attitude when necessary: sass is allowed, cruelty is not.

Surviving the Great Williams Downpour: All I Got Was This Fossilized Poop Knowledge

You know you’re an Arizona native when in your heart you’re sure that at the end of the rainbow there is not a pot of gold but a good Mexican restaurant. – James W. Cook

There are road trips that go exactly as planned… and then there are road trips that decide they are in charge. My recent quest to finally cross Canyon Coaster Adventure Park off my list fell firmly, spectacularly, into the second category.

It all began the moment after topping off the gas tank. I had just queued up the road‑trip playlist, ready to cruise into adventure mode, when the air‑pressure warning light started flashing like it was trying to communicate in Morse code. Not a bathroom break, not a snack stop, nope. The pit stop was hunting down an air machine.

Two gas stations later, I learned that apparently someone in town had gone on a personal vendetta against air pumps. Wires cut, hoses dangling, metal panels peeled back like a sardine can. Even the ice machine looked like it had been through a breakup and given up on life. At that point, the only logical solution was Jiffy Lube.

Second car in line? Perfect. Quick air, a little oil, maybe a filter change to keep things running smooth; twenty minutes tops. I was already picturing myself flying down the mountain coaster. Twenty minutes passed. Then forty. Then an hour. Finally, someone called us back with the kind of expression people use when they’re about to tell you your favorite TV show got canceled. “So… there was a mishap.”

A mishap. Someone broke the dipstick.

Now, I’ve heard of parts needing replacement. I’ve heard of delays. But a broken dipstick? That was a first, not just for me, but for my entire family. And of course, they didn’t have another one on hand. It would be another hour. But eventually, the new dipstick was installed, the car was whole again, and we were finally, finally, on the road. The drive was supposed to be 2.5 to 3 hours. Easy. Scenic. Relaxing.

Cue Payson. Cue rain. Cue flooding.

The sky opened up like it had been waiting all year for this moment. Visibility dropped to about 1%. The road twisted up the mountain like it was auditioning for a role in San Francisco as the new Lombard Street. We followed the car ahead of us with blind faith, hoping they knew where they were going because we certainly didn’t. And honestly? All I could do was laugh. Alexa had promised me 72 degrees and clear skies. Alexa lied.

By the time we reached Williams, the rain was still coming down in sheets. We decided to grab food and wait it out. The one‑way street meant parking across from the Pizza Factory, so we made the only reasonable choice: run through the rain like dramatic movie characters. I splashed through puddles on purpose because why not? The person with me had a different idea, and instead attempted a Road Runner sprint to avoid getting wet. Their plan failed immediately. Not only did they get drenched, but they also ran to the wrong storefront entirely, landing in front of a gem shop instead of the pizza place. Comedy gold.

After getting our bearings right, Road Runner ran into people not seen in six years, because of course they would. Life loves a dramatic reunion. Just like daughters running into their mothers in Greece without knowing the other was even traveling. The world is wild.

Eventually the rain slowed, but not before I tried washing my hands in the bathroom and the faucet decided it wanted to join the flood party. It wouldn’t turn off. Perfect.

We wandered around town and ended up at the free Poozeum, yes, poo museum, where I learned more about ancient poop and fossilized farts than I ever expected to know in my lifetime. The largest fossilized poop ever found? A 20.47‑pound Tyrannosaurus Rex masterpiece named Barnum. And apparently, beetles, ants, and flies in Lithuania once farted into tree sap, creating fossilized gas bubbles that survived 34–48 million years. Nature is incredible.

After the coaster, the rain, the pizza sprint, and the unexpected education on prehistoric bodily functions, we wandered through Williams to soak in the last bits of the day. That’s when I saw it, in the storefront, the largest Route 66 sign in the world. It wasn’t just a sign; it was a billboard-sized reminder that adventure lives on the open road. Standing there, drenched shoes and all, I couldn’t help but laugh. Somehow, after everything, this giant glowing symbol of Americana felt like the universe giving me a wink. Because of course, on a day filled with broken dipsticks, fossilized farts, and monsoon-level rain, I would end up face-to-face with the biggest Route 66 sign in existence. Williams really said, “You wanted memories? I’ll give you memories.”

Finally, the rain let up enough to ride the Canyon Coaster. One mile long, 35 mph, wind whipping through the pine trees, it was everything I hoped for. Scenic, fast, freeing. Worth every chaotic moment it took to get there. And just like that, I crossed it off my list: with a whole lot more story than I ever bargained for.

If you’re thinking about a mini getaway, even just a few hours, don’t hesitate. Williams will greet you with open arms, unpredictable weather, and memories you never saw coming.

Morals: 1) The best memories are made in the chaos. 2) You haven’t truly lived until you’ve learned about fossilized farts. 3) When life floods the streets, go get pizza.

Living Out Loud: My Journey With Diabetes

Being different is difficult in a world that tells us there is a “normal.” – Sonya Renee Taylor

I have always enjoyed learning. I enjoy the feeling of pen on paper. I enjoy the smell and feel of books. I enjoy learning new and useless facts that I can share at the most random times. One such fact is that jellyfish have survived for over 650 million years without a brain, so all is not yet lost.

School was my happy place. Thus, it was hard when I would get teased by peers and worse when I got picked on by my second‑grade teacher. I was raising my hand every 30 minutes or so to ask for a bathroom break. It felt like every time I got back to the classroom, I would need to ask for another hall pass. This happened for several weeks. I was not happy.

My teacher was less happy. One morning, she told me that I could no longer go to the bathroom. When asked, “Why?” the reply was, “I know what you are doing and you will no longer be ditching class.” I was furious that my teacher would think I would ever ditch class. I was obsessed with learning and maintaining a straight‑A average. I was also worried about peeing my pants in front of 24 other second graders. After several hours, I begged and pleaded with my teacher to let me go, as my biggest worry was about to come true. She would not. I had her call my mother to explain what was happening, and to warn her that if I wasn’t allowed to use the restroom soon, we were going to need a new pair of pants. My mom arrived quickly and had a blunt, no‑nonsense conversation with my teacher.

She didn’t hesitate. She signed me out of school on the spot and drove me straight to our doctor. After several hours and several tests, we finally had an answer: the flu I’d recently had had attacked my pancreas and essentially shut it down. I was born with a 50/50 chance of getting the autoimmune disease diabetes, and the flu made sure I did. I was taken to the hospital to stabilize my sugar levels and to learn more about how to handle it. I was told that I would have to take at least three shots a day and more if necessary. I would have to poke my finger to get blood readings several times a day. I told my mom that I would rather die than be diabetic. I felt that I was given a death sentence on top of the lingering distress of the torment I already received at school, especially from my teacher.

It was discussed later with my teacher that constant urination is a sign of diabetes, along with dry mouth, fatigue, irritability, blurred vision, etc. My teacher felt horrible for the way she responded and regretted not contacting my mother sooner about my frequent bathroom breaks. A diabetic training was set up for the teachers and continues to this day, thanks to my mother.

My diabetic misadventures did not end there. Awaiting the after‑school bus in the sixth grade, I started to feel dizzy. Not knowing whether I was dizzy from volleyball practice or from my blood sugar crashing, I decided to test myself. I had just lifted the kit and positioned it next to my finger, ready to draw blood, when a teacher suddenly grabbed my shoulder and barked, “Stop playing video games.”

I looked up, completely confused. I tried to explain that I wasn’t feeling well and was about to check my blood sugar to figure out what was going on, but she cut me off, still convinced I was sneaking in a round of Nintendo on school property. Luckily, an eighth‑grade friend of mine, Frans, was nearby and yelled at the teacher, “She is not playing a video game; she is diabetic.” It’s funny how some memories are burnt into our brains.

As I got older, diabetes didn’t magically become easier; it just became different. When I first got my insulin pump in high school, I was so terrified of people seeing it that I wore baggy sweatshirts in the middle of 100-degree summers in California. Nothing says “I’m fine” like sweating through a hoodie in July. I didn’t discover until later that I could tuck the pump inside my bra instead of clipping it awkwardly to the outside of my pants. That discovery felt like winning the lottery.

I’ve always struggled with trying to find places to put it so it doesn’t show, but I can still use it. It makes wearing dresses… interesting. Every outfit becomes a puzzle: Where does the pump go? Will the tubing show? Will I accidentally flash someone while fishing it out? How am I supposed to enjoy white‑water rafting with my family, paddle boarding, or even swimming while dragging my little robot sidekick along for the ride, that insists on not getting wet or it will kill me?

I will never forget the moment in high school when my friends and I were joking around, and they decided it would be hilarious to shove me in, completely forgetting that my robot sidekick was still strapped to me like a very confused barnacle. One second we’re laughing, the next I’m bobbing in the water like a malfunctioning cyborg, and five minutes later we’re on our way to the ER. Nothing says “summer fun” like accidentally baptizing your medical device.

After many years of dealing with it, I’ve decided that if someone is uncomfortable with me reaching down my shirt to grab my pump or seeing a tube hanging out of me at the beach, that’s their problem. I deserve to live a full life, and I plan to take advantage of that; extra medical accessories and all.

I would like to say that things have gotten better as I have gotten older. I no longer have to stick needles in my arms, thighs, and mid‑section, three or more times a day, thanks to the invention of insulin pumps. I now just have to deal with looking like an IV fluid station and finding a way to make that work with my wardrobe. I still hear comments about my insulin pump and if it is a pager, about being too skinny to be diabetic; if I eat better and exercise, I will be “whole again”; and one woman telling me, “You should only eat salads” because that is what diabetics are only allowed. I now laugh it off as another misadventure.

I also get to educate people: not just about what diabetes is, but what it’s actually like to live with it every day. And if someone learns something while watching me whip out my pump like I’m revealing a plot twist, great. If not, that’s a them‑problem. I’m busy keeping myself alive and looking fabulous doing it.

Morals: 1) Your body is not an inconvenience. Anyone uncomfortable with your medical gear can simply look elsewhere. 2) Never underestimate the power of a friend who yells the truth from behind you. Those people are gold. 3) You deserve joy, adventure, and ridiculous stories, diabetes or not. Take up space. Live loudly. 4) Life will hand you plot twists. You get to decide whether they become tragedies or comedy specials.

America Is More Than a Flag: It’s How We Treat Each Other

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better. – Albert Camus

Well, folks, it’s that time of year again: fireworks, cookouts, flags everywhere, and that familiar July 4th feeling that makes you pause and think about what it actually means to be American. July 4th celebrates the birth of a nation built by immigrants, shaped by diverse cultures, and strengthened by generations of people seeking opportunity. It’s a reminder that America’s story is one of hope, courage, and unity. And honestly? I think we need that reminder more than ever.

Because being American doesn’t mean you’re always going to love every law, every regulation, or every leader who ends up in office. You’re not always going to agree with the direction the country takes. That’s normal. That’s human. That’s democracy.

But being American does mean understanding that when elections happen and votes are counted, those votes, the voices of millions of people, must be honored. It means recognizing that the best way to be heard is to vote, and the next best ways are to speak up, call your representatives, participate in peaceful protests, and stand up for your values without tearing down the humanity of others.

Being American means remembering that this country was built by immigrants, for immigrants. People who crossed oceans and borders because they believed in hope, opportunity, and the chance to build something better, not only for themselves, but for their children and children’s children. That diversity isn’t a threat; it’s the foundation of who we are.

Somewhere along the way, we’ve let division drown out that truth. We’ve let fear replace compassion. We’ve let cruelty become entertainment. We’ve let kindness become something we need commercials to remind us about.

But July 4th is our chance to pause and remember who we are, not just as a nation, but as individuals. It’s a moment to speak up for our rights and for each other. Everyone deserves caring souls who will stand with and stand up for them, when necessary, without hesitation. Caring Souls who hold space for us even when they don’t feel as strongly as we do. Caring Souls that can remind us that WE MATTER, each and every one of us.

I bring these things up because as I have more rotations around the sun, I find myself thinking more and more about who I am and what I need. I turned 39 this year, and no, I’m not, nor have I ever been married, and I don’t have kids. Not because I’m missing something… but because I value myself enough to wait for someone who understands that worth. We all deserve that. We all deserve relationships built on respect, partnership, and shared humanity, not outdated expectations or narrow definitions of “purpose” based on gender.

What makes me unhappy isn’t the demeaning, hateful, or sarcastic comments people feel entitled to make about my relationship journey. It’s watching us forget how to treat each other. It’s seeing neighbors turn on neighbors. It’s seeing empathy treated like weakness. It’s seeing people forget that supporting, protecting, and caring for one another is the entire point of living in a society.

Being American means doing the best we can for ourselves and others. It means understanding we are not islands; we are connected. We encounter hundreds of people a day, and our choices ripple outward. Kindness matters. Responsibility matters. Truth matters. Words matter.

Being American means honoring the Constitution, not selectively, not only when it benefits us, not only when our preferred candidate wins. It means accepting outcomes we don’t always like. It means rejecting violence as a solution. It means remembering that patriotism is not about tearing down fellow Americans; it’s about lifting each other up.

Being American also means acknowledging our history, including the painful parts. Racism didn’t disappear because we wish it did. Inequality didn’t vanish because we stopped talking about it. Progress requires honesty, courage, and accountability.

Lastly, being American means being proud that we are a nation of immigrants who came together to build a place where opportunities are endless for those who choose to commit. Hope and resilience are two words I would use to describe America, not because we are perfect, but because we keep trying.

If you want to be proud of being American, start by standing up for truth, compassion, and democracy. Start by condemning violence and division. Start by wanting better for your neighbors, even when you disagree with them. Start by remembering that this country is strongest when we choose unity over hatred.

Thanks for listening. Next time, I promise we’ll talk about watering fake plants, the trivia I found in me that I didn’t even know I had, and ASU (Arizona State University) adventures. But today? Today is about remembering who we are and who we still have the power to become.

Morals: 1.) Words do matter. 2.) We are stronger together than divided. 3.) Nothing is stronger than the truth. 4.) YOU MATTER, and no one gets to make you feel otherwise.

An Ode to a Toe

“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.”

– Mahatma Gandhi

What could be better than playing golf every morning on a Caribbean island, with ocean views of paradise at every turn? What could be better than playing with a great group of friends where laughs and good‑natured teasing followed every shot? And to top it off, getting to play for free. Well… almost free.

After five years of twisting, turning, and pretending my dad was auditioning for the PGA, He developed a double callus on his right big toe. Five years later, that callus split, got infected, and suddenly his “free golf” came with a hospital bill and a story no one believed until they saw the pictures.

He was sitting on a hospital bed with his leg stretched out like a runway model. The doctor’s back blocked his view as he poked and prodded. Then he turned and casually said, “I’ll be right back. I need a drain tube.” Only then did he see the results of his fiddling, once the doctor had left the room… a pair of scissors sticking straight through his great toe like he’d tried to perform a magic trick and failed spectacularly. He sat for half an hour with those scissors jabbed through his toe, long enough to call my mom and me.

Emergency rooms are wide open spaces full of wandering humans. His toe became a tourist attraction. People slowed down, stared, whispered. Some wanted a closer look. “Yeah,” he’d say, “it goes all the way through.”

The best line came from the doctor himself. When he finally returned, he shuffled through the tools on the tray and asked, “Has anybody seen my scissors?”

Just when I thought the family had fulfilled its toe‑related destiny, my dad decided to contribute a follow-up chapter. Thankfully, this time no scissors were involved. But what we lacked in accidental impalement, we made up for in pure, unfiltered hospital chaos. Eight days of what felt like a never‑ending saga of mishaps, miscommunications, and medical plot twists.

Day 1: He was admitted for an infection in the other foot and started antibiotics. We were told someone would be with us in the morning to discuss test results and take him down to surgery.

Day 2: He continued the antibiotics and immediately was stopped from being given food or water because surgery was “expected.” By three in the afternoon, he still hadn’t been given so much as a sip of water, and I found myself practically begging anyone who walked by to give him anything to hydrate him. Eventually they handed him water via a sponge-on-a-stick that looked like a lollipop for dehydrated adults.

Dinner time arrived, and we learned all the surgeons were out. Every single one. Even the backups to the backups. No surgery, just more antibiotics.

Day 3: They fed him again, which we assumed meant “no surgery today.” We were told multiple doctors would come talk to us. None did. Not one. So another day passed with nothing accomplished, except naming the pigeons outside his window… Ringo, Princess Leia and friends.

Day 4: We finally saw the infection doctor, only to learn he couldn’t view the MRI or CT scan the hospital had already done. After hearing that, the important tasks were yet to be checked off the list; we found ourselves face to face with a random person claiming to work at the hospital with a fellow doctor, either a fellow medical professional or just a paper pusher, who wandered in. She looked like she had her 2-year-old pick out her outfit for the day: long white pants she tripped over, yellow rain boots (no rain in sight), and a black feathered shirt. She wandered in and suggested maybe a vein doctor should check blood flow. Sure. Why not. Add it to the list.

Day 5: The vein doctor we were told needed to determine if surgery was in fact needed was a no-show. We later found out no one informed him he was needed.

Day 6: The vein doctor arrived, performed surgery, and announced no stent was needed. He cleaned out the vein “a little” since he was already there. But because you can’t have two surgeries in one day, his foot surgery was pushed to Day 7.

Day 7: Foot surgery finally happened after 5 PM. We were told everything went well, except his blood pressure spiked, but they got that under control. He should be able to go home the next day after having more antibiotics.

Day 8: The infection doctor arrived at 7 AM and said he was good to go. No PT needed. The discharge nurse came. He packed. He was told 1 PM. Then 2 PM. We arrived to take him home… Only to be told he had to stay another day because someone forgot to note his medication in the chart. To fill the time, surprisingly… more antibiotics were given.

Day 9: The foot doctor walked in, surprised to see my Dad still sitting there. “Why are you still here?” he asked. We stared at him. “You tell us, doc.”

He walked over to the nearest nurse and asked what was going on. Eventually the discharge nurse returned, disconnected his IV to stop the antibiotics (he didn’t need them anyway), reviewed his 20-page discharge packet, which included 10 pages of dieting instructions, and called transport. I watched her stand outside his room on her phone for several minutes. The moment she saw me, looking at her, she snapped it shut and followed us in. Dad was wheeled out in style in the Batmobile wearing Snoopy pajama bottoms and a SpongeBob shirt that said OVER IT. We threw him in the car before anyone could change their minds.

The medication he supposedly needed wasn’t even ready at the pharmacy. It was medication he was already on. So the extra day? Just another day in the hospital accomplishing absolutely nothing. He’s home now. Free. No scissors required. I’m grateful for the kindness of those who cared for him… But please—please—get things in order. My dad is not good with wasted days.

Morals: 1) Doctors are our friends… even when they lose their scissors. 2) Seek medical attention at the first sign of abnormalities. 3)And for the love of toes everywhere, PLEASE keep your charts updated.

Light‑Up Shorts and a Heart Full of Bass

Where you are right now, blast some music and forget. – Andy Biersack

There’s a moment at every rave when the lights hit just right, the bass rolls through your ribs, and you realize you’re not just hearing music; you’re inside it. Friday night was that moment for me. I went to see the electronic orchestra, expecting a cool show, maybe some glow sticks, maybe a few people in funky outfits. What I walked into was a technicolor fever dream of joy. Men who looked like they had sprouted flowers from their heads. Others in full dog masks, wagging their metaphorical tails to the beat. Women draped in glow‑stick necklaces like neon royalty. And one woman, my personal favorite, was wearing a light‑up crown that made her look like the rave’s benevolent queen. Every single person there had shown up for one reason: the love of music.

Not the casual kind. Not the “I like this song on the radio” kind. The kind where you feel the sound in your bones, and it rearranges your insides a little. I got to dance with people I’d never met, but somehow felt like I’d known for years. There’s something about raves, the way they dissolve the awkwardness of being human. You don’t need names. You don’t need backstories. You just need rhythm.

At one point, an elegant black fairy, wings shimmering, the whole ethereal package, floated up to me and offered me a light‑up piggy ring. She asked politely if she could dance with me. Her partner joined in, and suddenly the three of us were laughing and spinning, all while they hilariously tried to help me with my love life, like we were old friends at brunch. We took a picture together, all of us glowing like we’d known each other forever. That’s the magic of these nights: strangers become characters in your story.

Apparently, I was easy to spot from the balcony. Which… fair. I wore light‑up shorts specifically for the occasion, and disco‑ball earrings that changed colors, like they were trying to communicate with satellites. I got a lot of compliments; the fun kind, the genuine kind, the “you look like you’re having the time of your life” kind. And honestly? I was. I was even asked what I was powered by; the light‑up shorts and my genuine energy had people convinced I ran on something magical.

Even though I’d been stood up for the event, someone else stepped in and came with me, someone willing to cherish the experience even though neither of us knew what we were walking into. For that, I am extremely grateful. But before they arrived, I wasn’t alone. The crowd held me. They made space for me. They made me feel safe, welcomed, and part of something bigger than myself.

Usually, if I am somewhere by myself at first, I feel awkward and out of place. But this time was different. I felt compelled to truly just let myself be in the moment. I let the world fall away. I let the music lift me into a place where nothing mattered except the beat and the bodies moving around me.

Music has this wild ability to transcend us, to pull us into different states of being. Watching people express that through dance, costumes, lights, and pure unfiltered joy was something I’ll never forget. Neither will I forget the kindness. The fairy with the piggy ring. The strangers who danced with me. The compliments. The acceptance. The feeling of belonging, even if only for a night. And the best part of all is I have someone I can talk about it with.

Friday wasn’t just a rave. It was a reminder that sometimes the world is softer, brighter, and more loving than we expect, especially when the music is loud enough to feel.

Morals: 1) You can be disappointed and still have a beautiful night; both things can be true. 2) Joy is easier to find when you stop worrying about who’s watching. 3) You don’t have to know anyone to belong somewhere. 4) Music reminds us that connection doesn’t always need words; sometimes it just needs a beat.